Cooperisms!

Tara: "Man, I hope this 5 hour flight doesn't feel like forever."
Cooper: "5 HOURS!  Man, I had to wait on a toy to charge for 5 hours, that's a long time.  Especially on an airplane!"

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Cooper cleaning the bathroom mirror with water and a squeegee.

Tara: " I don't think you are supposed to clean the mirror with that, Cooper."

Cooper: "Oh, no!  I've been cleaning mirrors like this for YEARS!"

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I love that kid!